Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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