Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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