it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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