Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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