walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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