I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Randomize
