Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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