If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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