Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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