I hope mine doesn't look like that
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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