There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I am available for nakedness
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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