So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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