quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
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I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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