Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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