It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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