sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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