I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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