even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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I think a kid would responsible me up
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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