So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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