Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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