I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
