Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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