At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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