I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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