This girl is more easily done than said...
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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