What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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