why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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