is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
