We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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