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• (216): View more from Ohio

  thus making me awesome and them whores

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen

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• (310): View more from California

  I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.

  (1-601): View more from Mississippi

  Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?

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• (858): View more from California

  I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.

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