just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.