Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.