You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons