So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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