It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize