I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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