People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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