He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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