But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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