My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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