If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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