Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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