I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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