ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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