Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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