singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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