we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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