can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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