i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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