Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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