I just saw a hot homeless man
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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