His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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