So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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