I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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