fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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