no, he came in my armpit
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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