We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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