Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I understand Curling. That high.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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