Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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