Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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